Hump Monkey
An individual who humps like a monkey
That prostitute got on me like a hump monkey
humping the monkey
Two people have sex are humping the monkey
I'll bet you guys were humping the monkey last night.
hump the monkey
To have sex.
"I bet you two were humping the monkey last night. And she is a great lay, indeed."
The Emotional Leg-Humping Monkey Named Klaus
Woo-Woo's pet monkey. Klaus loves to hump people's legs. He is also very sensitive and will start crying if you even breathe funny. Gill likes to pick bugs from his fur and shove them in his poopchute.
Stop, humping my leg, Klaus!
monkey hump
to hump with incredible force and causeing monkey sounds during sex
Rachel: He monkey humped the fuck outta me last night!
Lisa:really?
Rachel: yeah i was all like ooh ohh eee eee awwe awee oh
Lisa:really?
Rachel: yeah i was all like ooh ohh eee eee awwe awee oh
Monkey Humps
to bend your knees and grab the back of your ankles and furiously hump the air.
He beat me at basketball and to embarrass me in front of my friends he made me do Monkey Humps for ten minutes straight.
humping the stat monkey
A business practice or action solely done for the purpose of appearances statistically and appeasing management.
Categorizing completely unstarted, undone work as "in progress" or "under investigation" is humping the stat monkey.
After that move we're balls deep in the stat monkey.
After that move we're balls deep in the stat monkey.