Hump Riding
The only way for a forward thinking, well cultured man of action to travel. By travel of course we mean ride atop the hind hump of a fashionable lady who has surpassed the greater quantity of her years some decades hence.
By jove Mertrude, I must get to the station and send this telegram forthwith, and for a gentleman of my social standing the only method of transport that will suffice for this illustrious task is hump riding.
Hump Riding
To be transported from one place to another while being seated comfortably on the well-apportioned derriere of an elderly woman.
Mertrude, I gotta go to the store, time for some hump riding.