Humpty Dumptyin
(n)- a person who sits on the fence on every situation and remains friends with everyone and does not get sucked into the petty beef people try to start.
muh dood: " hey jobin, who you siding with in this fight?"
onig+hew dog: "nah man. im humpty dumptyin on this one."
onig+hew dog: "nah man. im humpty dumptyin on this one."