aphrophiliac
some one who had a straight shot to the vaginial area with a bow and arrow and secreted mass amounts of an aqueous solution
Did you see how much au jus just came out of that aphrophiliac's vagina?
Aphrophiliac
To fuck your food
“Wow, that pie be looking mighty fine”
*unzips pants*
“Did you hear Tommy is an aphrophiliac? He did more than bast that turkey…”
*unzips pants*
“Did you hear Tommy is an aphrophiliac? He did more than bast that turkey…”