Hundred year old dragon

A excuse often used by weebs who like lolis/shotas to hide the fact that they are a pedophile being attracted to a "grown up in a child's body", the same excuse also often comes with the "her/his mentality is old enough, she/he's legal" right after

weeb1: hey dude, you watched that anime called insert name here
weeb2: yeah, just because of the lolis (>///<)
weeb1: you do know that "loli" is actually a 9 year old anime girl right?
weeb2: she don't exist its completely legal to lewd a anime loli UwU, she's basically a hundred year old dragon or even Vampire!

俚语	hundred year old dragon
释义	Hundred year old dragon A excuse often used by weebs who like lolis/shotas to hide the fact that they are a pedophile being attracted to a "grown up in a child's body", the same excuse also often comes with the "her/his mentality is old enough, she/he's legal" right after weeb1: hey dude, you watched that anime called insert name here weeb2: yeah, just because of the lolis (>///<) weeb1: you do know that "loli" is actually a 9 year old anime girl right? weeb2: she don't exist its completely legal to lewd a anime loli UwU, she's basically a hundred year old dragon or even Vampire!
随便看	can't fix stupid can't fuck with dem frosties can't fuck with dem frosties can't get a wank in edgeways can't get a wank in edgeways cant get enough cantgetfuktard can't get my float on can't get my float on can't get my head around can't get my head around can't get past the 1st level can't get past the 1st level can't get past the first level can't get past the first level can't get right can't get right cantgiveafuckitis cantgroover c.a.n.t group cantguard can't guard mike can't guard mike cantguardsmitty can't hack