A pickle in a hat
When you stick the tip of your penis into a very dirty asshole and pull it out so the tip of your penis is covered in feces. This is called, "A pickle in a hat."
A pickle in a hat: 8===D ----> ()o()
pickle in a hat
A really epic moment, but no one is there to witness it with you.
"Hey bro, I had this really pickle in a hat moment yesterday, but no one was around."
"I'm sorry, bro."
"I'm sorry, bro."