Hungry Pilgrim
A sexual act involving a man and a woman. For several months, the man masturbates into a jar, filling the jar to the brim. Before executing the Hungry Pilgrim, the man empties the jar into a turkey baster. On the end of this turkey baster, the man affixes a dildo with a hole through the center, so that semen can travel out through the dildo. He then leaves the turkey baster under his bed. When the couple copulates, just after the man finishes, he takes the turkey baster out from under the bed and starts fucking the woman with it while emptying the turkey baster into her, filling her with several months worth of semen.
"Yeah I gave my woman the Hungry Pilgrim last night and she ended up calling the police."