Hungrythirsty
Hungry thirst is when you're neither hungry nor thirsty, but a bit of both. Its a state of weak indecision where you're not sitting on the fence, it's sitting on you, and it's laughing, that's how weak it is.
Old dude: I'm hungrythirsty!
other dude: Just choose one, ya stooge
other dude: Just choose one, ya stooge