Hunter Poulson

That guy whos the son of a firefighter and just might turn out to be a preacher when he's older. For some odd reason he loves cheese and pee'ing on things. His shelf consists of the Rocky anthology and multiple copies of kotor, fable, and spyro (god knows why). He has that one Asian friend who's really smart but doesn't pay attention. He's the number one mob boss on Mafia wars and doesn't really care. His dogs barely ever get away from humping anything shaped somewhat like the Sydney Opera house. All mormons are dumb; as are JW's. Btw their books don't burn. He spends time updating wookiepedia and sails around the seas as woody walrus of the frigid north.