Huntley

A town in Illinois. There is nothing here except corn and farm land. The schools are full of sluts, smokers, and fake ass hoes. Usually find the kids at the local Dunkin Donuts, and everyone there still thinks its cool to dab, whip and vape.

Located in NW suburbs of Chicago, Illinois, it is a booming town, who's population has risen from 5000 people to 20000 in over the course of 8 years. Although the town's old fashioned slogan may be "The Friendly Village with Country Charm," do not be fooled by this common misconception. Unfortunately it happens to be one of the most uneventful places in existence, causing people to become miserable with their routine bubble of the suburban lifestyle. Huntley's claim to fame is also the "Dairy Mart", a local ice cream shop, since, unfortunately, nothing worth value has ever occurred in 160 years of existence. You will be guarantee to get stuck behind a tractor on your already miserable commute to work. By the way, the town square has a gazebo. WELCOME TO HELL!

To get the ultimate ass-beating of a lifetime due to talking a lot of hardcore mess. No one wants to be Huntley'd; not even a Huntley.

A rapidly-growing unique town on the fringes of suburbia NW of Chicago. Also the posterchild for suburban and exurban sprawl in the midwest. Famous for its small town charm, cows, outlet mall, gazebo, dairy mart, high school mascot controversey, and the largest age 55+ golf course community in the Midwest. Went from a population of 5,000 in 2000 to an estimated 20,000 in 2005.

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The Soham murderer. Amid massive media coverage and public attention during the summer of 2002, the small town of Soham, Cambridgeshire, UK, hit the international spotlight. Two pupils of Soham Village College, were abducted by school caretaker Ian Huntley, and callously murdered. Ian Huntley was found guilty of both killings and sentenced to life imprisonment, with a recommendation that he serve at least 40 years before he can be considered for parole. Arguably he is currently the most hated man in Britain.

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Put a circle on his sisters head that lasted a week

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