hurffied
A carpenter that seems to annoy anything that breaths. This person lacks the will power it takes to refrain from talking shit behind everyone’s back, and is quite possibly the worst carpenter ever
I just pulled up to a complete shitbox of a job site and watched a carpenter trying to set a rafter upside down for ten minutes. He was loudly singing songs about other people’s misfortunes and they all seemed to be of ficticous bullshit in order to boost his self confidence. I sped off in disgust feeling as if I totally got Hurffied!