huxton
Garbage Scow Captain, or Waste Manager, mostly used in refererence to the collection and disposal of human feces for the purpose of public sanitation. This role in society was not envied, yet was quite widely respected and carried a certain sense of self reward. Human waste removal is a very humbling yet charitable act toward a society and had commonly been recognized as so.
Notable alternatives: “Unsung Hero”, “Dung Destroyer”, “He who turns the wrench to kill the stench”
Notable alternatives: “Unsung Hero”, “Dung Destroyer”, “He who turns the wrench to kill the stench”
The Huxton hasn’t yet arrived to empty our septic tank. Please excuse the bloody awful odor.
Huxton Hero
Bloke who wears entirely too much multi-coloured clothing, cheap gold chains, and "throwback" Jordan basketball kicks. Uses words like "cunt" entirely too often, and is more often then not a closeted homosexual. Steals hubcaps and training room locks, and talks to his "crew" about what a "thug" he is. Maybe be seen wearing a shell suit.
Guy 1 - "Look at him, he looks like an idiot! Is that a chav?"
Guy 2 - "No, he's just a Huxton Hero."
Guy 2 - "No, he's just a Huxton Hero."