HWNSNBM
He Whose Name Shall Not Be Mentioned, aka Former Jordan and Minardi Formula 1 driver, Zsolt Baumgartner. He's famous on F1Rejects.com.
Some say his left nipple is in the exact shape of the Hungaroring, and that he once won every medal for Hungary at the olympics. All we know is, he's called HWNSNBM.