Hybrostractive
A Hybrostractive (Hy-brough) (or Hybrostractor) individual is someone who's considered a friend or a peer that has been given the task of making sure that the everyone's levels of bodily hydration are at optimal levels at all times.
"Today I made sure that I had a Hybrobud with me during when going to the Tina Turner concert because I always forget to drink water when I'm as high as a giraffe's pussy."
"Thank you for your very Hybrostractive personality by reminding me to drink water all the time, even when I'm fast asleep in the middle of the night"
"Thank you for your very Hybrostractive personality by reminding me to drink water all the time, even when I'm fast asleep in the middle of the night"