hylblond

Hylblond isn't a name, but a term.

Hylblond is the definition of a person whose hair is blond and whose amount of knowledge is at the lowest.

A Hylblond is also a person who has a thing for pandas wearing a bikini.

Unknown sources also say that a Hylblond usually spends too much time playing football and too less time playing Minecraft.

"Oh no! The Hylblond is loose!"