Hypatia

The Biggest Buffest Manliest Man To Ever Exist

Pronounced high-pay-sha. A woman of extreme intelligence and strength. She has to have dreads and a love of skateboards. Always appears with scabs, scratches and tons of brusing. Often need to sign a waiver when hanging with her. She causes injury to friends, so wear a helmet and knee pads. Has an affinity for vodka. Is not attracted to the opposite sex (hence her extreme intelligence). OH and she has a hot rack!