hypenomics
Hypenomics, or, the study of Hype and how to induce or encourage a state of Hype in different ethnic groups, individuals, or societies which are in need of Hype.
You guys look like you're in need of some Hype, well, you're in luck! I just happen to be a major in Hypenomics! (Proceeds to get entire group Hype.)
"Man, this party is not Hype at all..." "Go talk to that guy! I hear he has a degree in Hypenomics!"
"Man, this party is not Hype at all..." "Go talk to that guy! I hear he has a degree in Hypenomics!"