Apolojizzing

A cool and quirky term referring to makeup sex

“Where were you man?”
“Oh, Samantha and I had a big fight but I just finished apolojizzing to her. A good quickie can solve anything.”

Apolojizzing

A fuckboy apology where they will attempt to console you for their shitty behaviour, not by apologizing, but by fucking you maintain your affection towards them. Often involves cum in your hair.

“Jason fucked my roommate and ended up apolojizzing three times last night.”

Apolojizzing

When a man has an organ too early and says "I'm sorry" simultaneously.

Ryan is awful in bed, he's apolojizzing to me every night now.

Apolojizz

An Apolojizz is the most sincerest of apologies, usually to resolve a fight with a significant other. It involves the Male giving the partner a face full of his all natural, toxin free skin moisturiser to reduce the effects of aging upon the receiver. After this move all will be forgotten as their youth has been restored.

Sarah: "I cannot believe you railed coke off my sisters chest!"
Mike: "Im so sorry Sarah, I was just craving. Would you like me to Apolojizz?"
Sarah: "Oooooooh, now you're talking ;)"

Apolojizz

When a woman gives a man an orgasm out of remorse for something she may have done. It is essentially giving the man an orgasm as an apology.

Rachel: I was a really big bitch to Kieran last night
Kate: Did you apolojizz to him?
Rachel: Yeah, I gave him a blowjob

Apolojizz

The act of having make-up sex.

Guy 1: My girlfriend and I had a huge fight yesterday.
Guy 2: Are things ok now?
Guy 1: Yeah, I apolojizzed.
Guy 2: Ooh, nice!

Apolojizz

to ejaculate semen as an apology or excuse for some fault, insult, failure, or injury.

Girl: You are such a jerk, I can't believe you!
Guy: Let me apolojizz
Girl: Fine! I accept
Guy: <facial>
Girl: You're an asshole.

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释义	Apolojizzing A cool and quirky term referring to makeup sex “Where were you man?” “Oh, Samantha and I had a big fight but I just finished apolojizzing to her. A good quickie can solve anything.” Apolojizzing A fuckboy apology where they will attempt to console you for their shitty behaviour, not by apologizing, but by fucking you maintain your affection towards them. Often involves cum in your hair. “Jason fucked my roommate and ended up apolojizzing three times last night.” Apolojizzing When a man has an organ too early and says "I'm sorry" simultaneously. Ryan is awful in bed, he's apolojizzing to me every night now. Apolojizz An Apolojizz is the most sincerest of apologies, usually to resolve a fight with a significant other. It involves the Male giving the partner a face full of his all natural, toxin free skin moisturiser to reduce the effects of aging upon the receiver. After this move all will be forgotten as their youth has been restored. Sarah: "I cannot believe you railed coke off my sisters chest!" Mike: "Im so sorry Sarah, I was just craving. Would you like me to Apolojizz?" Sarah: "Oooooooh, now you're talking ;)" Apolojizz When a woman gives a man an orgasm out of remorse for something she may have done. It is essentially giving the man an orgasm as an apology. Rachel: I was a really big bitch to Kieran last night Kate: Did you apolojizz to him? Rachel: Yeah, I gave him a blowjob Apolojizz The act of having make-up sex. Guy 1: My girlfriend and I had a huge fight yesterday. Guy 2: Are things ok now? Guy 1: Yeah, I apolojizzed. Guy 2: Ooh, nice! Apolojizz to ejaculate semen as an apology or excuse for some fault, insult, failure, or injury. Girl: You are such a jerk, I can't believe you! Guy: Let me apolojizz Girl: Fine! I accept Guy: <facial> Girl: You're an asshole.
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