hypocritch
A hypocritical bitch, which can be any hypocritical woman, jk. Used when someone is being a bitchy hypocrite, but five syllables is just too much for you.
Hypocritch: HAHA! she gave you herpes?!
Chris Brown: shut up you hypocritch, you have AIDS.
Chris Brown: shut up you hypocritch, you have AIDS.