hypocritic oath
What a large majority of doctors actually take when they begin practice --- they don't actually "care" or strive to "do their patient no harm"; they're just in it for da money.
I've been treated really shabbily at more than one hospital I've been to --- seemed like da majority of da staffpeople there had taken da "hypocritic oath", rather than da one dat refers to shipping-boxes for large tubby herbivores. :P