Aportion
A portion of food so big that you will end up feeling so full and needing an abortion to get rid of it.
Joe: "How much cake do you want man?"
Doug: "I want a big aportion as I'm starving and want to eat a lot"
Doug: "I want a big aportion as I'm starving and want to eat a lot"
aportement
v. the act of wearing
1. Your aportement of those pants are stunning.
2. I envied her easy apportement of the dress.
2. I envied her easy apportement of the dress.