A Portland pie
When a street urchin smashes out all the windows of your car coating the interior with broken glass/“pie crust” then drops a
duece/“pie filling” all over the inside of your vehicle and leaves it to bake in the sun.
duece/“pie filling” all over the inside of your vehicle and leaves it to bake in the sun.
I went in the store for 15 minutes and when i came out someone had turned my ford escape into a Portland pie.