Ian Hogan
Damn this guys a fat fuck. Stuck in his high school days, Ian typically spends his day constantly formulating lies and tends to “cap” about everything he says. Also, the biggest nicotine fiend around.
Wait, I thought Ian said that he was gonna smoke a blunt with me if I gave him a dab?
Nah, it’s Ian Hogan. He’s cap.
Nah, it’s Ian Hogan. He’s cap.