Ian MacKaye

Singer for 80's DC hardcore punk band Minor Threat. Also part of the Teen Idles, and Fugazi. Founder of Dischord Records and straight-edge. Producer for Bad Brains and Rites of Spring.

An overrated musician responsible for some of the most terrible aflictions to ever scar the face of music.

First of all MacKaye was a member of hardcore band Minor Threat, a movement which ruined punk rock, not just by attracting a retarded new meathead audience, but also brough a really bad metal drum beat. MacKaye was responsible for starting the straight edge strain of mental illness, where a loser is too poor to buy drinks and too ugly to get laid, but claims they're "straight" edge as an excuse.

After leaving Minor Threat, MacKaye invented emo, dispite this nobody stopped him. All manner of faggots from those wigger dweebs the Beastie Boys to those unfunny retards NOFX to a whole manner of pretentious indie virgins look up to MacKaye as if he is some kind of great. Unfortunetly, as you can see from the rating on the other defintion, he has brainwashed his fans well.