ian small boat

Ian small boat is the kind of vehicle you would wanna buy. It has triple-layered moose cock dipped in not only oil but also smoothie made from mcwendy's fries. It also has its own head to talk sh+t. and we all know with sh+t comes farts, which generates the boat to travel in the speed of 0miles per hour. However, it is made to be operated on land, meaning that if used on water, it just capsizes.