ian's penis
It's small and delicate, but it can attack like a cobra. When it's in fear it hides from the preditor in its shelter, the Himalayas(A.K.A the pubic hair). Overall it would make a great puny friend.
Yo man your mom has an Ian's penis.
Ian penis
A very large penis, humongous if you will.
"Fuck you shoulda heard the chick screaming last night i think he has an Ian penis".
Ian penis
An abnormally tiny penis ranging from about 1 to 3.5 inches.
-That kid doesn't know what he's talking about.
-Well, I guess he's trying to make up for his Ian penis.
-Well, I guess he's trying to make up for his Ian penis.
PENIS IAN
HAs small PEniS
Penis Ian= small penis