i beat my meat
A guy who jerks off
Last night I beat my meat to some porn
I beat my meat
to masturbate
Man my dicks hella sore I beat my meat for too long last night.
Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat
When you are about to beat your meat so hard, you say "Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat" before beating it. This will guarantee a better experience when nutting. If you say it just before nutting, it will enhance the experience to the point that you will feel the heavenly experience for up to a week
Jack: *Opens up 420GB 'Homework' folder*
Jack: "Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat"
Jack: *N U T S*
Jack: *Goes to heaven*
Jack: "Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat"
Jack: *N U T S*
Jack: *Goes to heaven*
I beat my meat to squid porn
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL IF YOU DO THIS YOU Are LEGEND ANS DesERvE A TROPHY FOR LEGEND STATUS
I beat my meat to squid porn because it is fun asf
Ahe ahe I beat my meat
When you laugh so hard that you yell out I beat my meat
Timmy: look Peter’s penis is so small
Me: Ahe ahe I beat my meat
Me: Ahe ahe I beat my meat
i beat my daddy's meat
When a girl beats her boyfriend/husbands dick so he cums
I beat my daddy's meat last night mmmm his di*k so big 😍