iBog
When one sits on the toilet (bog) to do a poo while occupying their time using an Apple portable device (eg. iPhone or iPad) to surf the web or play a game. Also known as iPoo, iCrap etc.
Jeff: Hey Joe, where did you go for the past hour?
Joe: Took an iBog to watch Steve Job's keynote.
Joe: Took an iBog to watch Steve Job's keynote.