I-Boner

The word used to describe the erection an individual experiences of whom is constantly bragging about the capabilities of his I-Phone, the applications it possesses and other useless tasks it can carry out.

Kosmo: Dude, will you listen to Luca, he never shuts up talking about his I-Phone.

Kenny: I know man, that guys got a permanant I-Boner.

I have boner

"I have boner," is a wonderful ice breaker with really hot chicks.

Usually results in fairly quick hot monkey sex.

"I have boner," Louie said to the unbelievably gorgeous hot chick standing next to him at the bar.

"My place is just around the corner," replied the stunner, "let's go boink our brains out."

I pulled a boner

Around 1940 and after, "a boner" was a screw up or mistake. So, to "pull a boner" was to make a mistake. Don't say "I pulled a boner" to your Teacher or Boss or police. they'll punnish you for that. If you're brave, you could try it with anyone else.

Wife- why'd you eat my cake?? I was saving that!

husband- "sorry Dear. I pulled a boner."

I had a boner

What happens when you have a hand fetish since you were a kid and you happen to have a deadly cat who can explode people like shigechi

A duwang citizen: When I was a kid, I saw Mona Lisa from my grammar school art book. The first time i saw her with hands on her knee how do i say this, i had a boner

WHY CANT I GET A BONER

I can’t get a fucking boner and I’m pissed

IM TRYING TO JACK OFF BUT MY PENIS WONT COMMIT TO IT WHY CANT I GET A BONER WHAT THE FUCK

俚语	iboner
释义	I-Boner The word used to describe the erection an individual experiences of whom is constantly bragging about the capabilities of his I-Phone, the applications it possesses and other useless tasks it can carry out. Kosmo: Dude, will you listen to Luca, he never shuts up talking about his I-Phone. Kenny: I know man, that guys got a permanant I-Boner. I have boner "I have boner," is a wonderful ice breaker with really hot chicks. Usually results in fairly quick hot monkey sex. "I have boner," Louie said to the unbelievably gorgeous hot chick standing next to him at the bar. "My place is just around the corner," replied the stunner, "let's go boink our brains out." I pulled a boner Around 1940 and after, "a boner" was a screw up or mistake. So, to "pull a boner" was to make a mistake. Don't say "I pulled a boner" to your Teacher or Boss or police. they'll punnish you for that. If you're brave, you could try it with anyone else. Wife- why'd you eat my cake?? I was saving that! husband- "sorry Dear. I pulled a boner." I had a boner What happens when you have a hand fetish since you were a kid and you happen to have a deadly cat who can explode people like shigechi A duwang citizen: When I was a kid, I saw Mona Lisa from my grammar school art book. The first time i saw her with hands on her knee how do i say this, i had a boner WHY CANT I GET A BONER I can’t get a fucking boner and I’m pissed IM TRYING TO JACK OFF BUT MY PENIS WONT COMMIT TO IT WHY CANT I GET A BONER WHAT THE FUCK
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