IB Waddle
The only walk an IB student is capable of. Weighed down with a fully loaded backpack, laptop, CAS binder, lunch, biology book, and coat, they closely resemble a duck, drunkard, and a constipated hippopotamus, all rolled into one.
It is physically impossible for and IB student to bend over, so if it falls behind, it gets left behind.
It is physically impossible for and IB student to bend over, so if it falls behind, it gets left behind.
Neighbor 1: "What is that thing rolling down the sidewalk?"
Neighbor 2: "Oh, that's the kid down the street doing the IB Waddle. If you wanna see something really funny, push them over."
Neighbor 2: "Oh, that's the kid down the street doing the IB Waddle. If you wanna see something really funny, push them over."