I can't with you
Meaning, you're a weirdo. You need help
I can't with you right now Joe
i can't stand you
When an individual says something so off the wall; you can't believe they said it; leaving you shocked but in a comical state.
Girl, stop, I can't stand you right now!!
I can't stand you
I love you will all my being , in fact you amaze me multiple times daily !
Her : I can't stand you !
Him: Aww , Dana I love you too baby !
Him: Aww , Dana I love you too baby !
I can't help you there
When your gay friend asks for a hand job.
Jordan: Hey Jeremy, can you give me a hand job?
Jeremy: I can't help you there ! butt.....
Jeremy: I can't help you there ! butt.....
I can't believe you looked that up
My response to anyone who looked that up.
Seriously, I can't believe you looked that up...
I can't stop you from trying ... Once
A good answer to a violent threat, if you can back it up!
I see you fingering a weapon in your jacket, so go on ... I can't stop you from trying ... Once.
i can't even with you
Said, usually in conjunction with a "smh" (or physical shaking of the head), in a situation where a person is just being a hot mess. Can either be a playful response to a friend (ex. 1) or a flabbergasted response to someone who isn't a friend (ex. 2).
1)
Joe: I got pissy drunk at the party last night, girl! I woke up in the parking lot of a retirement home.
Tiffany: OMG...I can't even with you.
2)
Will: I'm against gay marriage, I voted to deny prom tickets to gay couples in high school, I don't think gay people should be able to adopt kids, I've donated thousands of dollars to Exodus International, and I don't like Ricky Martin. How dare you call me a homophobe!
Justin: smfh...I can't even with you.
Joe: I got pissy drunk at the party last night, girl! I woke up in the parking lot of a retirement home.
Tiffany: OMG...I can't even with you.
2)
Will: I'm against gay marriage, I voted to deny prom tickets to gay couples in high school, I don't think gay people should be able to adopt kids, I've donated thousands of dollars to Exodus International, and I don't like Ricky Martin. How dare you call me a homophobe!
Justin: smfh...I can't even with you.