Ice Cream Van

A van that, from a distance, looks like an ice cream truck filled with loads of delicious goodies. Upon closer inspection, however, it ends up seeming rather shady. Shady enough for an adult not to allow desperate children to go up to the van. The first sign is a lack of windows, then a driver with a pedosmile and/or melestache.

The fake-outs are often mistaken for the trucks, and any idiot can tell there is clearly a pedo inside.

A van that plays music to lure in children. It says ice cream on it and when you get there you are greeted by a very old man, this man loves to play with kids and when the parents look away they are pulled inside and.... well you know. Then when they look back it's normal it happens in less then a second! Ever wondered why kids are so eager to go to the ice cream van? Well know you know.... Don't trust your kids with an old bat!