Ice Rape
Ice rape occurs when one recieves a disproportionate serving of ice in an ordered beverage, thus decreasing the liquid content in the ordered beverage.
Ice rape is often a sneaky manuevar preformed by restaurants and fast food establishments to cut costs at the expense of the customer.
To prevent ice rape, one must often indicate a desire for, "half-ice," or, "just a little ice."
Ice rape is often a sneaky manuevar preformed by restaurants and fast food establishments to cut costs at the expense of the customer.
To prevent ice rape, one must often indicate a desire for, "half-ice," or, "just a little ice."
"The guy at Dunkin Donuts has ice raped me at least five times this week."
"Why does McDonalds consistently ice rape me?"
"I'm going to order half-ice this time so I don't get ice raped."
"This concert venue clearly has a policy of ice rape, as the bartender refused to give me half-ice in my gin and tonic."
"Why does McDonalds consistently ice rape me?"
"I'm going to order half-ice this time so I don't get ice raped."
"This concert venue clearly has a policy of ice rape, as the bartender refused to give me half-ice in my gin and tonic."
Ice cream rape
Boinking a bucket of ice cream with a knife to extract the goodies so as to leave multiple penetration marks in the end.
I ice cream raped my rocky road for all the Marshmallows.