Ichabod
In reference to the Headless Horseman, an "Ichabod" is a man in an online personal ad who will show you every private part he's got, but not his face, resulting in an endless array of headless profile shots.
Wow, did you check out that profile!
Yeah, but he's probably got a face like a mud fence... Geez, put up a face pic! It's the 21st Century, Ichabod!
Yeah, but he's probably got a face like a mud fence... Geez, put up a face pic! It's the 21st Century, Ichabod!
ichabod
A strap-on penis or dildo.
Whose turn is it to strap-on ichabod?
ichabod
A guy with a very small penis.
Forget that motion of the ocean shit girlfriend! You ain't getting anywhere with Ichabod in the boat!
Ichabod
A long, thin, gangly human - who loves to drink, smash girls and infect people with HIV.
Shouts a lot 'Ive got munny'
Shouts a lot 'Ive got munny'
dude - youre an ichabod - take your dick out of the chicks
Ichabod Crane
To cancel something because of weather, even if the weather conditions aren't that severe.
Expression originated in a school district just outside Albany, NY called Ichabod Crane Central School District ,which would cancel school for snow, even if there were two flurries, or better yet, even if there was no snow.
Everybody in the Albany area wished they went to Ichabod Crane in the winter.
Expression originated in a school district just outside Albany, NY called Ichabod Crane Central School District ,which would cancel school for snow, even if there were two flurries, or better yet, even if there was no snow.
Everybody in the Albany area wished they went to Ichabod Crane in the winter.
Well, even though it didn't rain, they went ahead and Ichabod Craned the picnic.
Well, there's a 20% chance of snow, so I guess we'll have to Ichabod Crane the road trip.
Well, there's a 20% chance of snow, so I guess we'll have to Ichabod Crane the road trip.
ichabod is itchy
Derrogatory term often used by lesbians referring to males trying lame pick-up lines on them.
well...it appears that Ichabod is itchy
ichabod crane
During doggy-style anal penetration, smashing a pumpkin over your partner's head at the moment of climax. May result in paralysis or death.
Guy 1: Why is there jack-0-lantern goo all over the living room carpet?
Guy 2: Dude, I was banging the hell out of this chick over the arm of the sofa when I totally ichabod craned her.
Guy 1: Happy Halloween, bee-yotch!
Guy 2: Dude, I was banging the hell out of this chick over the arm of the sofa when I totally ichabod craned her.
Guy 1: Happy Halloween, bee-yotch!