I Didn't Ask
A response that you tell a person when they say something that is off topic or not interesting, or if you are just trying to be a little shit.
Guy 1: I just got my G2 today!
Guy 2: Yeah, but I didn't ask.
Guy 1: You're such an asshole.
Guy 2: Yeah, but I didn't ask.
Guy 1: You're such an asshole.
I Didn't Ask For This
A phrase expressed by video game character Adam Jensen (Deus Ex: Human Revolution) after having received robotic augmentations due to a serious injury.
Used to define tragedies, real or otherwise.
Used to define tragedies, real or otherwise.
Britney Spear's new single. I didn't ask for this.
New season of Two and a Half Men. I didn't ask for this.
New season of Two and a Half Men. I didn't ask for this.
I didn't ask
your escape route to winning every possible argument against ur friends:)
Jeff: bro thats why your grandma died
bobby miller: I didn't ask
everyone: ohhhhhhhh HE GOTCH YO ASSSS
bobby miller: I didn't ask
everyone: ohhhhhhhh HE GOTCH YO ASSSS
I didn't ask you
A way for a jackass to have a catchphrase so he can feel smarter than he actually is.
Jackass: Hey, how do you spell Britain?
Friend: I don't remember actually.
Guy: It's spelled B-r-i-t-a-i-n.
Jackass: I didn't ask you.
Friend: I don't remember actually.
Guy: It's spelled B-r-i-t-a-i-n.
Jackass: I didn't ask you.
I didn't ask for a sermon
When you have asked someone what something is and they respond by giving you more details of it, when only you wanted to know what it is.
Man1: Do you have a spare cigarette?
Man2: No, but smoking causes cancer and it smells and it's bad for others from second smoking and you will die.
Man1: I didn't ask for a sermon I asked for a cigarette.
Man2: No, but smoking causes cancer and it smells and it's bad for others from second smoking and you will die.
Man1: I didn't ask for a sermon I asked for a cigarette.