Idiosecond
The time it takes for the light to turn green and the idiot behind you to honk.
Red light.
Green
*honk!*
Well, f*ck give me a bit longer than an idiosecond to go!
Green
*honk!*
Well, f*ck give me a bit longer than an idiosecond to go!
Idiosecond
That tiny moment you realize you have been an idiot, all hope for correction has passed, and you watch your sad fate unfold in all its glory.
As I lifted my hand to make a gesture, my hand hit the edge of my beer glass, and in that idiosecond I watched in slow motion as it spilled all over the table.