iDirt
iDirt is any Apple product that you buy that is unnecessary, soon-to-be-obsolete, and is essentially the equivalent of burying your money in the ground.
Consumer #1: I just blew $600 on Apple's latest.
Consumer #2: What did you get this time?
Consumer #3: Oh, just some iDirt for my iTrees.
Consumer #2: What did you get this time?
Consumer #3: Oh, just some iDirt for my iTrees.