I'd Jack That
When you express your desire to steal a nice-looking car. Similar to "I'd Tap That".
"Damn, I'd jack that Phantom"
i'd rather jack off to pasta.
Express disapproval or malcontent for a proposed idea.
"Dude,you want to go to Ohio?"
"Man, I'd rather jack off to pasta."
"Man, I'd rather jack off to pasta."