Idoccutaned
When you are a special forces infantryman, top in your class in medical school nearly graduated a prime athlete with dazzling green eyes, perfectly luscious red lips, a ripped body. You take an acne drug, Accutane, for a few weeks and then your life gets completely wrecked with over 12 serious illnesses.
Hey man! Did you hear about the top student in med school? I hear he got Idoccutaned!