I don't even..

When something is so surprisingly stupid, you can't even fathom a way to react.

A phrase originating on the internet used to express complete and utter shock or not knowing what to say

A phrase that really originated from Mean Girls said by Regina George. This was adapted by the internet, probably 4chan, and has been used when one is speechless and shocked.

A short way to say "I don't even know" while simultaneously shaking your head, laughing at how terribly retarded people can be.

Often used with responses to "...'The Fuck"

When something is so shocking/meaningless/senseless/retarded/random/etc, that you're left absolutely speechless.

An expression used when one has nothing else to say. Usually used after an insult.

An expression used to convey the extent that one does not care about something in a ghetto-like manner, while still remaining white.