applefuck
What you scream when you punch a fucking Apple computer
Student: “Hey Mr. Cock, I took a picture yesterday and I don’t know how to edit it corre-“
Mr. Cock: “APPLEFUCK!” *punches computer, throws it across room, pisses on it*
Mr. Cock: “APPLEFUCK!” *punches computer, throws it across room, pisses on it*
applefucked
1. Being stalked and blackmailed for not dating someone. Typically, the stalker resembles a very tall Howdy Doody. On other occasions the stalker can look like an Oompa Loompa
2. Purchasing an Apple product only to realize that the newer version is being announced the next day.
2. Purchasing an Apple product only to realize that the newer version is being announced the next day.
I was just applefucked.
He said I had to sleep with him otherwise he would applefuck me.
He said I had to sleep with him otherwise he would applefuck me.
Applefuck
A word used to describe someone who's fantasy's are having sex with fruit
That guy is definitely a applefuck