IFASCO
Acronym for “I Feel A Shit Coming On”. Stating “IFASCO” in public is a polite way of alerting others that it is imminent you will need to excuse yourself to take a shit; While you may not need to immediately defecate, it is undeniable a shit is on it’s way.
IFASCO and I believe it will be a big one. I hope there is plenty of toilet paper and air freshener