I feel like a hobo
When you have said or done something particularly stupid and realise you deserve to be homeless and poor and to die cold and alone on a dirty street
Me: Shit I just burped, that was random
You: Did you just use the word random to describe a situation that wasn't actually random?
Me: Whoa I did, now I feel like a hobo
You: Did you just use the word random to describe a situation that wasn't actually random?
Me: Whoa I did, now I feel like a hobo