if i was an egg
This phrase is used by poeple who want to be different, and instead of just saying "oh, you crack me up!" they imply it by saying "oh, if I was an egg i'd be dead by now!"
It can also be used directly after the phrase "you crack me up!"
It can also be used directly after the phrase "you crack me up!"
Becky - cunt nuggets, I just dropped my slut muffin!
Richard - Oh, me, you crack me up! If I was an egg I'd be dead by now!
Richard - Oh, me, you crack me up! If I was an egg I'd be dead by now!
i liek eggs
to like eggs. But in a meme way.
youtube.com/watch?v=5WwOZgPQwyU around 00:35 Steven Hawkings use it. "I liek eggs"
when i was a lad i ate four dozen eggs
a lyric in the son gaston from beauty in the beast that some people remix
P1: How are you so fit?
P2: not to toot my own horn but when i was a lad i ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large
P1: oh ok
P2: not to toot my own horn but when i was a lad i ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large
P1: oh ok
Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?
A meme that we forgot to revive during the coronavirus pandemic
woke people during the pandemic: Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?
I just have an egg
This is a great thing that tubbo has said.. I just have an egg.. Egg. Mouth. Ohwm
Chilling*
“ I just have an egg”
Egg.
Mouth.
Owhm.
“ I just have an egg”
Egg.
Mouth.
Owhm.
i got this egg
famous quote by lee felix, rapper and dancer in kpop group stray kids.
felix: "i gOT tHiS eGg-"
chan: "oOH wHeRe diD yOu gEt yOuR eGg fRom-"
felix: "i dUnnO, iT cAmE ouTTA nOwHeRe-"
chan: "oOh *dRoPs eGg*"
felix: "yOu cRaCkEd iT- yALL hE cRaCkeD tHe eGG"
chan: "oOH wHeRe diD yOu gEt yOuR eGg fRom-"
felix: "i dUnnO, iT cAmE ouTTA nOwHeRe-"
chan: "oOh *dRoPs eGg*"
felix: "yOu cRaCkEd iT- yALL hE cRaCkeD tHe eGG"