iFreudian slip
When your iPhone or other on-screen keyboard mistakes what you are trying to type, possibly revealing your subconscious emotions.
A: I got your email, but what do you mean by "Pet me now!"?
B: WHAT? Oh, I was trying to write "Let me know!" iFreudian slip.
A: You mean to tell me you secretly want me to pet you?
B: No... what are you talking about? It was my keyboard.
A: But that's what a Freudian slip is: you unintentionally say something that reveals your true emotions.
B: Yeah but I said *i*Freudian slip.
A: What?
B: *i*Freudian slip. Look it up on urban dictionary.
A: ...
You're an idiot.
B: WHAT? Oh, I was trying to write "Let me know!" iFreudian slip.
A: You mean to tell me you secretly want me to pet you?
B: No... what are you talking about? It was my keyboard.
A: But that's what a Freudian slip is: you unintentionally say something that reveals your true emotions.
B: Yeah but I said *i*Freudian slip.
A: What?
B: *i*Freudian slip. Look it up on urban dictionary.
A: ...
You're an idiot.