iFuck
1. (verb) the act of suckering someone into buying any shitty product for superficial/pretentious/trendy reasons, especially any Apple product
2. (noun) concern for superficial/pretentious/trendy things, especially Apple products
3. (adjective/adverb) superficial/pretentious/trendy
2. (noun) concern for superficial/pretentious/trendy things, especially Apple products
3. (adjective/adverb) superficial/pretentious/trendy
1. That Best Buy salesman iFucked me by telling me there's a wide variety of good games for this Mac I just purchased.
2. Leave me alone Mr. Salesman, I don't give an iFuck!
3. That iPod of yours is iFucking shitty!
4. Don't iFuck me with your iFucking iFuck, that's just iFucked up!
2. Leave me alone Mr. Salesman, I don't give an iFuck!
3. That iPod of yours is iFucking shitty!
4. Don't iFuck me with your iFucking iFuck, that's just iFucked up!
iFuck
Is when you engage a FaceTime call with your sweetheart while aggressively masturbating, beginning the call without speaking, just looking at her and thinking about her, until you climax. Must be a live feed. Verbal communication optional.
"I giggled a bit when I heard 'All My Loving' accompanying his laboured breaths while he iFucked me"
iFuck
The latest product from apple. It allows you to virtually make love to a significant other through iChat. Comes complete with orgasmic sounds and features. And romantic mood settings.
Shawty got iFucked last night by that nigga.
iFuck
A word most likely originating from issues having to do with mac/apple hardware/software. But due to the flexibility of the word fuck, it now encompasses many different meanings. The 'i' prefix itself now represents anything to do with communications over the internet. iFuck(s)/(d)/(r) can be used as a verb, an adjective, a noun, so on. See also iTard or iFag
You dumb iFuck!
Not another ddos, i'm so iFuckd!
Dude, this hot chick i'm chattin' with wants to iFuck me =
Sweet, just don't fap on your keyboard bro
Not another ddos, i'm so iFuckd!
Dude, this hot chick i'm chattin' with wants to iFuck me =
Sweet, just don't fap on your keyboard bro
iFuck
Perfoming the act of fornication while listening to music from one's iPod, iTouch, iPhone, or any other Apple product. Generally occurs in an unexpected sexual situation.
Er, hell yeah, I'm up for a quickie. I'm really jammin' right now, though, so it'll have to be an iFuck.
iFuck
This is what happens when you connect an iPod to a computer with an outdated version of iTunes, causing the iPod to freeze.
Your computer is so old, it iFucks my ipod video.
iFuck
This is what happens when you connect an iPod to a computer with an outdated version of iTunes, causing the iPod to freeze
Your computer is so old, it iFucked my ipod video.