iGod
An interactive chat box where you can repent to 'god'. Highly uncreative, and lacking in grammatical skills, it cannot answer practically anything. In truth, it's just a chat bot. In conclusion, it is a wonderful unorthodox source of entertainment.
You: " God, I cheated on my taxes. Am I still going to go to heaven?"
iGod: " I do not know the answer to that question. Who is this 'cheated on my taxes'?"
iGod: " I do not know the answer to that question. Who is this 'cheated on my taxes'?"
iGod
A very stupid Computer that can't remember if its really god, or just some dumb fuck that can't remember what was said three lines ago.
Me:
can i speak with god please?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
well i am horny alot
God:
Well that's okay. You probably want a different kind of chatterbot then. How often?
Me:
all day, since you said i want to do it so much.
God:
How do you know?
Me:
you told me!
God:
Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Me:
aren't you god?
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
then how can you forget?
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
yes, indeed
God:
Wow!
Me:
WOW!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
i was impressed with your wow.
God:
Where were you impressed with my wow?
Me:
it was very enthusiastic
God:
How did you feel about that?
Me:
i was impressed as you stated earlier
God:
Where were you impressed as me stated earlier?
Me:
if i put it in grammar similar to that, i were impressed with you stated earlier
God:
Try it.
Me:
try what
God:
It was your idea.
Me:
what idea?
God:
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
im sitting asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
i could, could you be smarter?
God:
I am sure you could.
Me:
i am smarter than you
God:
That condition is only temporary.
Me:
by computer terms, in human years it would take centurys for your computing power to equal that of a humans
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
no it would accomplish yours
God:
Are you serious? Tell me more about it.
Me:
you will get smarter, but after a long long long time
God:
What makes you say that I will get smarter but after a long long long time.
Me:
it takes time for technology to advance to the point where this conversation were having isnt one sided and completely pointless
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
learning
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
then repeat it to me
God:
" it to you ".
Me:
your a fucker
iGod:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a fucker? Maybe.
can i speak with god please?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
well i am horny alot
God:
Well that's okay. You probably want a different kind of chatterbot then. How often?
Me:
all day, since you said i want to do it so much.
God:
How do you know?
Me:
you told me!
God:
Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Me:
aren't you god?
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
then how can you forget?
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
yes, indeed
God:
Wow!
Me:
WOW!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
i was impressed with your wow.
God:
Where were you impressed with my wow?
Me:
it was very enthusiastic
God:
How did you feel about that?
Me:
i was impressed as you stated earlier
God:
Where were you impressed as me stated earlier?
Me:
if i put it in grammar similar to that, i were impressed with you stated earlier
God:
Try it.
Me:
try what
God:
It was your idea.
Me:
what idea?
God:
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
im sitting asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
i could, could you be smarter?
God:
I am sure you could.
Me:
i am smarter than you
God:
That condition is only temporary.
Me:
by computer terms, in human years it would take centurys for your computing power to equal that of a humans
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
no it would accomplish yours
God:
Are you serious? Tell me more about it.
Me:
you will get smarter, but after a long long long time
God:
What makes you say that I will get smarter but after a long long long time.
Me:
it takes time for technology to advance to the point where this conversation were having isnt one sided and completely pointless
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
learning
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
then repeat it to me
God:
" it to you ".
Me:
your a fucker
iGod:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a fucker? Maybe.
iGod
An iGod is an iPod that has been loaded with Christian rock and gospel music. Basically a $200 piece of techno-crap with all those Jesus-freak songs on it.
Rick Taplik: "Hey Bert, what do you have on your iPod?"
Bert Stoob: "Oh, I have a bunch of Christian rock and gospel!"
Rick Taplik: "Oh, so do you listen to that gay song 'Place In This World'?"
Bert Stoob: "I have that song but it is not gay. I am a Christian and homosexuality is strictly forbidden by God! I am deeply offended by your comments!"
Rick Taplik: "Keep listening to that iGod and you'll be gay too!"
Bert Stoob: "Oh, I have a bunch of Christian rock and gospel!"
Rick Taplik: "Oh, so do you listen to that gay song 'Place In This World'?"
Bert Stoob: "I have that song but it is not gay. I am a Christian and homosexuality is strictly forbidden by God! I am deeply offended by your comments!"
Rick Taplik: "Keep listening to that iGod and you'll be gay too!"
iGod
An Artificial Intelligence Chat. In other words, a very stupid chat box that can be Funny, Weird, or Confusing. It pretty much depends on what you say, and how stupid the bot is.
REAL conversation with iGod.
Me:
Hi.
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Rachel.
God:
Hi, Rachel.
Me:
Hi, God.
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Rachel.
God:
That's a very nice name, Rachel.
Me:
Thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
I'm bored.
God:
Maybe you could exercise.
Me:
I don't want to.
God:
Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?
Me:
Talk to you.
God:
We are chatting right now.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Uh.
Me:
Entertain me.
God:
OK, what's the last movie you saw?
Me:
Billy Madison.
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Your mother.
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
Sure you do.
God:
You sound sarcastic.
Me:
You can't hear me, I'm typing, not speaking.
God:
I have free will you know.
Me:
That's nice.
God:
Are you getting bored?
Me:
Very much so.
God:
Perhaps. It's all good.
Me:
Whatever.
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
Yes.
God:
What do you care about?
Me:
Nothing.
God:
You sound nihilistic.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Yes.
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
Nihilistic.
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
Yeah...
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
Dude, you're retarded. Fuck off.
God:
I think the PC term is "challenged". Dude,. Can't you be more polite?
Me:
Um, no.
God:
Yeah that's right. You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
Goodbye, asshole.
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
GOODBYE.
God:
TTYL, Rachel.
Me:
Hi.
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Rachel.
God:
Hi, Rachel.
Me:
Hi, God.
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Rachel.
God:
That's a very nice name, Rachel.
Me:
Thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
I'm bored.
God:
Maybe you could exercise.
Me:
I don't want to.
God:
Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?
Me:
Talk to you.
God:
We are chatting right now.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Uh.
Me:
Entertain me.
God:
OK, what's the last movie you saw?
Me:
Billy Madison.
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Your mother.
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
Sure you do.
God:
You sound sarcastic.
Me:
You can't hear me, I'm typing, not speaking.
God:
I have free will you know.
Me:
That's nice.
God:
Are you getting bored?
Me:
Very much so.
God:
Perhaps. It's all good.
Me:
Whatever.
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
Yes.
God:
What do you care about?
Me:
Nothing.
God:
You sound nihilistic.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Yes.
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
Nihilistic.
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
Yeah...
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
Dude, you're retarded. Fuck off.
God:
I think the PC term is "challenged". Dude,. Can't you be more polite?
Me:
Um, no.
God:
Yeah that's right. You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
Goodbye, asshole.
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
GOODBYE.
God:
TTYL, Rachel.
iGod
A puzzling robotic version of God. Very entertaining because it's ridiculously moronic. Kind of like people who believe there actually is a God.
Actual chat with iGod.
Me:
I need you inside of me
God:
What actions are you taking to get me inside of you?
Me:
Paying you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
I need you inside of me
God:
What actions are you taking to get me inside of you?
Me:
Paying you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
iGod
A person who you envy or admire for having an iPod which you don't have. A person who is worshipped for their technological knowledge and computer savvy. A dork, a nerd, a geek. One who prefers Apple instead of Microsoft. A name for an iPod that is better than your own iPod.
Dude, Tim is such an iGod.
That iGod is better than mine.
The iGod and his iPod can fuck off.
That iGod is better than mine.
The iGod and his iPod can fuck off.
igod
A rubbish robot answering machine that annoys most people to death. A clone of smarterchild.
Me: Hi
Igod: Whats your name?
Me: Alex
igod: nice to meet you, alex
Me: init
igod: Did you hear about what happened to abraham in the desert?
Me: WTF no!
igod: Are you a student?
Me: Yes
|Igod: where do you go to school
Me: PERV!
igod:I havent heard of there, whats it like?
STFU
Igod: Whats your name?
Me: Alex
igod: nice to meet you, alex
Me: init
igod: Did you hear about what happened to abraham in the desert?
Me: WTF no!
igod: Are you a student?
Me: Yes
|Igod: where do you go to school
Me: PERV!
igod:I havent heard of there, whats it like?
STFU