Apple time
An ambiguous measurement of time showing how long it *should* take to download files on Apple products, when in fact it takes much, much longer.
*downloading iOS 7*
iPhone: "Downloading...5 minutes remaining"
*one hour later*
iPhone: "Downloading...17 minutes remaining"
Me: "This must run on Apple time."
iPhone: "Downloading...5 minutes remaining"
*one hour later*
iPhone: "Downloading...17 minutes remaining"
Me: "This must run on Apple time."
Apple Time
The span of time in which one consumes apples and apple-related products.
Fella 1: "Dude, it's apple Time."
Fella 2: *fist bump*
Fella 3: "If you say apple time one more time you're out of my class"
Fella 1: "Apple time"
Fella 3 ascends into heaven
Fella 2: *fist bump*
Fella 3: "If you say apple time one more time you're out of my class"
Fella 1: "Apple time"
Fella 3 ascends into heaven
Apple Time
The moment of Apple product is not working right after warranty off...
technician: How can I help you?
you: Apple Time!!!!
technician: oh! hell yeah.
you: Apple Time!!!!
technician: oh! hell yeah.
Apple time
The iconic '9:42 AM' shown in many Apple devices as the system's time.
Mickey Hey, Mallory, what time is it?
Mallory: It's Apple time, Mickey, 9:42 AM.
Mallory: It's Apple time, Mickey, 9:42 AM.