I Hate Puppies
A mild expletive of sorts for those who are incapable of swearing for whatever reason (in church, at a job interview, etc.). It is best used when muttered slowly while shaking the head.
Person 1: "Hey buddy, what time is the J-train supposed to come?"
Person 2: "You just missed it. It came about a minute ago."
Person 1: "...I hate puppies."
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Person 1: "My car just broke down. We're going to be late to your wedding."
Person 2: "Oh, how I hate puppies."
Person 2: "You just missed it. It came about a minute ago."
Person 1: "...I hate puppies."
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Person 1: "My car just broke down. We're going to be late to your wedding."
Person 2: "Oh, how I hate puppies."