I have a baby
An old excuse for couples or families who have a baby. They use the baby to get advantage of others ,and since no one can resist the cuteness of a baby , people often do whatever they say. Well.. some do.
Example 1:
Saanzan: * walks into a line for the release of the new iPhone*
Randomdickhead2010: Mind if I can butt in line? I have a baby, so you better move or else I'll tell everyone you're a baby hater.
Saanzan: Should I care? Besides I got here a while ago!
Randomdickhead2010: OMG! YOU'RE A FAG! I'M GETTING THE SECURITY!!!
Example 2:
Randomdickhead2010: Can I have $20? Please , I have a baby! For my sake, please give me $20!
Saanzan: Too fucking bad, I worked hard for this money, even if you have a baby; I will not give you money.
Randomdickhead2010: I'M TELLING THE POLICE!!!
Example 3:
Randomdickhead2010: Don't hit me with the fucking basketball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have a baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saanzan: Dude, you're fucking 200 metres away from us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saanzan: * walks into a line for the release of the new iPhone*
Randomdickhead2010: Mind if I can butt in line? I have a baby, so you better move or else I'll tell everyone you're a baby hater.
Saanzan: Should I care? Besides I got here a while ago!
Randomdickhead2010: OMG! YOU'RE A FAG! I'M GETTING THE SECURITY!!!
Example 2:
Randomdickhead2010: Can I have $20? Please , I have a baby! For my sake, please give me $20!
Saanzan: Too fucking bad, I worked hard for this money, even if you have a baby; I will not give you money.
Randomdickhead2010: I'M TELLING THE POLICE!!!
Example 3:
Randomdickhead2010: Don't hit me with the fucking basketball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have a baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saanzan: Dude, you're fucking 200 metres away from us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!